rehearsal technique
Hey kids, who wants to be a conductor when they grow up? That's great! Here is your chance to glean some valuable knowledge!
1) You are allotted 2.5 hours in which to complete your rehearsal! Be sure to use every second of it. Repeat sections unnecessarily to fill time if you have nothing else to say.
2) Let's say you are rehearsing a 16 measure section, with the letters A and B at either end. A great way to save time is to stop the entire orchestra 8 measures after A and request that they resume at three measures before B. Why play those pesky 4 measures when you don't have to?
3) Singing an articulation (daaah) is always more effective than using a descriptive term (legato)
4) If a section leader has a question upon stopping, ignore them to give your own thoughts first. It really can't be that important if you didn't notice it.
5) Be sure to only address some members of the orchestra by name. Calling the principal trumpet by his first name, but the principal clarinet by 'clarinet' ensures that your hierarchy is well established in the minds of the entire orchestra.
6) When in doubt of your own rhythmic integrity, let everyone know that they need to be more on top of the beat.
7) Say something really specific before letting which group of instruments you are speaking to know it's for them. "OK. On the second beat, the tenutos and slur passages of three before B with the percussive G# resolution? Make sure that you are just a smidgen later on that offbeat. Got it cellos?"
8) Count OUT LOUD before starting. This way no one will have to follow you.
9) Repeat sections if you have nothing else to say.
So, there you go! Remember these handy techniques for your future in conducting!

6 comments:
You should write a comic strip!
Jim was characteristically successful in draining every ounce of joy from otherwise good material.
Duets are a lot of fun to play
I'm sorry guys....
Is that the American music programme?
Just went and read the bio...very interesting!
1) and 2)are my pet peeves.
Oh yeah and I forgot....
With conductors like that I usually just follow the concertmaster.
What's a conductor?
Gee. Are they all like this? You seem to be describing someone I know very well in detail. Maybe conductors are all secretly related, like the children in "Village of the Damned."
the scary thing is, I can relate to that...
Hi Mr. Ogren...
Just kidding, don't worry!
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